November 2011
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Nov 14th
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Oh hey Tumblr, hey. It’s been awhile, but I’m back.
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
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April 2011
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Apr 5th
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February 2011
4 posts
Feb 9th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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January 2011
28 posts
Jan 27th
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State of the Union. 2011.
Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, distinguished guests, and fellow Americans: Tonight I want to begin by congratulating the men and women of the 112th Congress, as well as your new Speaker, John Boehner. And as we mark this occasion, we are also mindful of the empty chair in this Chamber, and pray for the health of our colleague – and our friend – Gabby Giffords. It’s...
Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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He Who Must Not Be Named
Me: Go Voldemort!
Me: Whoa! Phone made Baltimore into Voldemort!
Dad: DON’T SAY HIS NAME. HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Crafty
Mom: Your friend Lauren’s Mom facebook friended me. If I reject it will she know?
Me: Yeah she will.
Mom: That crafty bitch.
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
Observations
Dad: Its so awkward when ur somewhere eating by yourself and someone else eating alone is in front of you, facing you…its like, Oh hello
This totally happened to me tonight.
Jan 10th
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Sarcasm
Mom: Clean the kitchen and den before I get home.
Me: I’M ON IT!!!(:
Mom: Grounded. For yelling (excessive use of exclamation points) and sarcasm (smiley face)!!! Love you:)
Jan 10th
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A1 for Waffles
Mom: Do you want waffles or muffins for breakfast? Just text “A1” for waffles or “B1” for muffins.
Me: Why did you go through all that trouble? Why can’t I just text “waffles” or “muffins”?
Mom: We are texting in code! ;););) :)
Me: Waffles
Mom: A1 or B1?
Me: WAFFLES
Mom: Sooo…A1?
Me: Mom. Yes.
Mom: I think I would rather have muffins. I’m making muffins
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Vibrated
Mom: Your phone just vibrated.
Mom: It just did it again.
Jan 4th
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Ask me anything...
Jan 3rd
Amber Alert
Mom: Just got an Amber Alert text. Be on the lookout for a 1998 Red Ford Taurus, license place DXM 284.
Me: Why do you get those things?
Mom: So I can help fight crime! I’m one of the good guys!
Hehe.
Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st
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December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Google Image the number 241543903
toomanyfalsealarms: full0fsecrets: OMG…WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I JUST WITNESSED?! HAHAHHAAHA! AMAZING OMG. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 24th
Listenmastorga: Gah. This song reminds me of IC. Never...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
WatchWatch
smiletouchlove: One million Dollars in 100 days to rebuild schools in War-torn northern Uganda.  We did it again and this year it is especially close to my heart.  
Dec 19th
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